the official internet weblog of the telephonesBLOGOPHONESTumblr (3.0; @thetelephones)http://blog.thetelephones.org/RT @SenJohnMcCain: i&#8217;d celebrate by letting some marines faceslap me with their dongs, but...<p>RT @SenJohnMcCain: i&#8217;d celebrate by letting some marines faceslap me with their dongs, but i&#8217;d probably just crash another plane. #DADT</p>http://blog.thetelephones.org/post/2369317632http://blog.thetelephones.org/post/2369317632Sat, 18 Dec 2010 23:44:49 -0500telephones live this friday night at rock shop brooklyn!<p>telephones live this friday night at rock shop brooklyn!</p>http://blog.thetelephones.org/post/2326638959http://blog.thetelephones.org/post/2326638959Wed, 15 Dec 2010 14:10:31 -0500Happy Jewicah<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ld588voIyO1qzw1soo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Happy Jewicah</p>http://blog.thetelephones.org/post/2150928570http://blog.thetelephones.org/post/2150928570Wed, 08 Dec 2010 23:24:29 -0500people who use tabasco sauce are chumps. #texaspeteoneverything<p>people who use tabasco sauce are chumps. #texaspeteoneverything</p>http://blog.thetelephones.org/post/2129945438http://blog.thetelephones.org/post/2129945438Tue, 07 Dec 2010 01:22:14 -0500here&#8217;s a touching story for the holidays. http://grab.by/7KWI<p>here&#8217;s a touching story for the holidays. <a href="http://grab.by/7KWI" target="_blank">http://grab.by/7KWI</a></p>http://blog.thetelephones.org/post/2129945415http://blog.thetelephones.org/post/2129945415Tue, 07 Dec 2010 01:22:14 -0500congrats to @SlowFoodUSA and my main man @JoshViertel on the child nutrition act getting through the...<p>congrats to @SlowFoodUSA and my main man @JoshViertel on the child nutrition act getting through the house #peoplewhoactuallydothings</p>http://blog.thetelephones.org/post/2074628291http://blog.thetelephones.org/post/2074628291Thu, 02 Dec 2010 17:20:11 -0500i think i once saw a comedian on &#8216;showtime at the apollo&#8217; whose whole act consisted of...<p>i think i once saw a comedian on &#8216;showtime at the apollo&#8217; whose whole act consisted of him shouting &#8220;shucky ducky!&#8221; real memory or acid?</p>http://blog.thetelephones.org/post/2071537733http://blog.thetelephones.org/post/2071537733Thu, 02 Dec 2010 10:24:31 -0500street meat, unibrow #newyorkwins<p>street meat, unibrow #newyorkwins</p>http://blog.thetelephones.org/post/2064760348http://blog.thetelephones.org/post/2064760348Wed, 01 Dec 2010 19:20:18 -0500sometimes you find what you&#8217;re looking for where you least expect it. http://yfrog.com/b89ie0j<p>sometimes you find what you&#8217;re looking for where you least expect it. <a href="http://yfrog.com/b89ie0j" target="_blank">http://yfrog.com/b89ie0j</a></p>http://blog.thetelephones.org/post/1676403482http://blog.thetelephones.org/post/1676403482Wed, 24 Nov 2010 22:42:16 -0500the simpsons, somehow still occasionally awesome. http://grab.by/7wEO<p>the simpsons, somehow still occasionally awesome. <a href="http://grab.by/7wEO" target="_blank">http://grab.by/7wEO</a></p>http://blog.thetelephones.org/post/1650657056http://blog.thetelephones.org/post/1650657056Mon, 22 Nov 2010 15:28:48 -0500thanks @BarMatchless for the great crowd, good times, and the rocking hangover! wait, no, fuck you...<p>thanks @BarMatchless for the great crowd, good times, and the rocking hangover! wait, no, fuck you for the hangover.</p>http://blog.thetelephones.org/post/1611198055http://blog.thetelephones.org/post/1611198055Thu, 18 Nov 2010 14:06:23 -0500town car time. is that blood on the seat?<p>town car time. is that blood on the seat?</p>http://blog.thetelephones.org/post/1609193501http://blog.thetelephones.org/post/1609193501Thu, 18 Nov 2010 07:26:21 -0500donuts don&#8217;t wear alligator shoes.<p>donuts don&#8217;t wear alligator shoes.</p>http://blog.thetelephones.org/post/1609193521http://blog.thetelephones.org/post/1609193521Thu, 18 Nov 2010 07:26:21 -0500hehehe it&#8217;s late http://yfrog.com/2fsmldj<p>hehehe it&#8217;s late <a href="http://yfrog.com/2fsmldj" target="_blank">http://yfrog.com/2fsmldj</a></p>http://blog.thetelephones.org/post/1609193535http://blog.thetelephones.org/post/1609193535Thu, 18 Nov 2010 07:26:21 -0500it&#8217;s only 12 but sure, i&#8217;ll try that flavored vodka. #professionalmusicianpreparingfor...<p>it&#8217;s only 12 but sure, i&#8217;ll try that flavored vodka. #professionalmusicianpreparingfor work</p>http://blog.thetelephones.org/post/1603549196http://blog.thetelephones.org/post/1603549196Wed, 17 Nov 2010 17:50:59 -0500artists. http://9gag.com/gag/38688<p>artists. <a href="http://9gag.com/gag/38688" target="_blank">http://9gag.com/gag/38688</a></p>http://blog.thetelephones.org/post/1603549126http://blog.thetelephones.org/post/1603549126Wed, 17 Nov 2010 17:50:59 -0500the telephones are live @BarMatchless tonight! come if you really like jesus, or not.<p>the telephones are live @BarMatchless tonight! come if you really like jesus, or not.</p>http://blog.thetelephones.org/post/1603549157http://blog.thetelephones.org/post/1603549157Wed, 17 Nov 2010 17:50:59 -0500to the poop I stepped in last night: I&#8217;m upset at the way you&#8217;re treating my shoes....<p>to the poop I stepped in last night: I&#8217;m upset at the way you&#8217;re treating my shoes. #expressingourfeelings</p>http://blog.thetelephones.org/post/1592976513http://blog.thetelephones.org/post/1592976513Tue, 16 Nov 2010 14:23:00 -0500they better put some extra hot dogs in the coffee maker at @BarMatchless.<p>they better put some extra hot dogs in the coffee maker at @BarMatchless.</p>http://blog.thetelephones.org/post/1580132303http://blog.thetelephones.org/post/1580132303Mon, 15 Nov 2010 04:04:18 -0500anyone else out there listening exclusively to tony joe white?<p>anyone else out there listening exclusively to tony joe white?</p>http://blog.thetelephones.org/post/1548079191http://blog.thetelephones.org/post/1548079191Thu, 11 Nov 2010 20:33:16 -0500