the official internet weblog of the telephonesTumblr (3.0; @thetelephones)http://blog.thetelephones.org/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7y5waxavZ1qzw1soo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://blog.thetelephones.org/post/1034841298http://blog.thetelephones.org/post/1034841298Mon, 30 Aug 2010 00:02:16 -0400<p>fancy gear is cool, and i buy it when i can afford to. but the only thing that can make records sound professional is super tasty performances of good songs. everything else is pretty much expensive bullshit.</p> <p>anyway, that is the secret to how i became a famous and wealthy recording artist; you’re welcome.</p>http://blog.thetelephones.org/post/1007131503http://blog.thetelephones.org/post/1007131503Wed, 25 Aug 2010 00:26:41 -0400<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/4F8xhAsyvE8&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/4F8xhAsyvE8&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>for reals, it’s suntory time.</p>http://blog.thetelephones.org/post/998451796http://blog.thetelephones.org/post/998451796Mon, 23 Aug 2010 11:35:00 -0400<p>stripper review of howerton’s face: “you are not vagina ready, go shave.”</p>http://blog.thetelephones.org/post/955710082http://blog.thetelephones.org/post/955710082Sun, 15 Aug 2010 00:40:49 -0400<p>where do we get these lucite shoes?</p>http://blog.thetelephones.org/post/951960770http://blog.thetelephones.org/post/951960770Sat, 14 Aug 2010 07:00:30 -0400<p>anton’s bachelor party, part 7: there’s a stripper at this bar that’s been working here longer than any job brad or anton or i ever had.</p>http://blog.thetelephones.org/post/951960772http://blog.thetelephones.org/post/951960772Sat, 14 Aug 2010 07:00:30 -0400<p>liveblogging anton’s bachelor party, part 1: someone is going to die tonight, and i hope it’s anton.</p>http://blog.thetelephones.org/post/950877803http://blog.thetelephones.org/post/950877803Sat, 14 Aug 2010 01:04:25 -0400<p>liveblogging anton’s bachelor party, part 4: you know you’ve been to the pcl too often if anton says “do you think she’ll be there?</p>http://blog.thetelephones.org/post/950877517http://blog.thetelephones.org/post/950877517Sat, 14 Aug 2010 01:04:25 -0400<p>liveblogging anton’s bachelor party, part 6: yes, that was a “witness” reference.</p>http://blog.thetelephones.org/post/950877102http://blog.thetelephones.org/post/950877102Sat, 14 Aug 2010 01:04:25 -0400<p>liveblogging anton’s bachelor party, part 3: then someone said “we better get these 13-year-old girls off the f$&@ing boat.”</p>http://blog.thetelephones.org/post/950877641http://blog.thetelephones.org/post/950877641Sat, 14 Aug 2010 01:04:25 -0400<p>liveblogging anton’s bachelor party, part 5: “i have ritalin if anyone’s hitting the wall” - an accredited medical doctor</p>http://blog.thetelephones.org/post/950877306http://blog.thetelephones.org/post/950877306Sat, 14 Aug 2010 01:04:25 -0400<p>liveblogging anton’s bachelor party, part 2: yes, if there’s another dude in the room, it’s gay.</p>http://blog.thetelephones.org/post/950877737http://blog.thetelephones.org/post/950877737Sat, 14 Aug 2010 01:04:25 -0400<p>add to list of stuff never to say: “let’s hyperlink that.” (not talking about internet things.)</p>http://blog.thetelephones.org/post/948038779http://blog.thetelephones.org/post/948038779Fri, 13 Aug 2010 13:08:19 -0400<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6zvk9641A1qzw1soo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>important meeting today.</p>http://blog.thetelephones.org/post/937471114http://blog.thetelephones.org/post/937471114Wed, 11 Aug 2010 11:40:12 -0400<p>ok snap poll, music fans: MJ or Ray-J?</p>http://blog.thetelephones.org/post/915800823http://blog.thetelephones.org/post/915800823Fri, 06 Aug 2010 23:46:31 -0400<p>i always get lonely in the iso booth. wait a minute.</p>http://blog.thetelephones.org/post/914437981http://blog.thetelephones.org/post/914437981Fri, 06 Aug 2010 18:03:55 -0400<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/fnx-SqMYknI&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/fnx-SqMYknI&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>well, this one pretty much puts a slammer on my whole “amazing summer of republican primary campaign advertisements” hobby. watch the whole thing and then VOTE FOR BASIL MARCEAUX VICEROY OF THE SOUTH so we can have more “vegitation” and get the gold-fringed flag out of our culture.</p> <p>marceaux/<a target="_blank" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GabMEHfCjT0">peterson</a> ‘12?</p>http://blog.thetelephones.org/post/907829705http://blog.thetelephones.org/post/907829705Thu, 05 Aug 2010 10:35:00 -0400<p>just finished geeking out on the full prop 8 ruling. full of several awesome little fuck you references to ‘03 lawrence dissent by @Scalia.</p>http://blog.thetelephones.org/post/905143307http://blog.thetelephones.org/post/905143307Wed, 04 Aug 2010 20:19:17 -0400<p>“His clerks made that trial record their bitch, and Judge Walker took that dog for a walk.”</p>http://blog.thetelephones.org/post/905143265http://blog.thetelephones.org/post/905143265Wed, 04 Aug 2010 20:19:17 -0400<p>ok, so apparently MTV UK has been licensing one of our songs in June? thanks for the $76.68 and the chuckles, pump audio!</p>http://blog.thetelephones.org/post/886245170http://blog.thetelephones.org/post/886245170Sat, 31 Jul 2010 20:18:40 -0400