1. 111110

    telephones live at bar matchless nov. 17 grab your cocks!

     

  2. I think I just saw someone driving and typing on a brother p-touch.

     

  3. 101910

    nothing empties my bottle of lorazepam like playoff baseball.

     

  4. nothing empties my bottle of scotch like playoff baseball.

     

  5. 101510

    happy one year anniversary, balloon boy.

    we hardly knew ye.

     

  6. 101010

    apparently "the simpsons" is still on tv, and it is awesome.

    holy shit, they’re saying the opening was directed by banksy.

     

  7. 100510
    ok, who’s down?

    ok, who’s down?

     

  8. 093010

    http://www.entertheshell.com/thetelephonestvbuddhas/

    what up LA! check out the telephones on our new favorite podcast…

     

  9. 091610

    busted out the recorder today. sounded like shit. thanks for nothing, elementary school music teachers.

     

  10. 091010

    from manny. the magic starts around :27.

    i really need some kind of internet abbreviation for “i am standing and cheering as if i were at an important baseball game.”