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liveblogging anton’s bachelor party, part 5: “i have ritalin if anyone’s hitting the wall” - an accredited medical doctor

liveblogging anton’s bachelor party, part 6: yes, that was a “witness” reference.

add to list of stuff never to say: “let’s hyperlink that.” (not talking about internet things.)

important meeting today.

important meeting today.

ok snap poll, music fans: MJ or Ray-J?

i always get lonely in the iso booth. wait a minute.

well, this one pretty much puts a slammer on my whole “amazing summer of republican primary campaign advertisements” hobby. watch the whole thing and then VOTE FOR BASIL MARCEAUX VICEROY OF THE SOUTH so we can have more “vegitation” and get the gold-fringed flag out of our culture.

marceaux/peterson ‘12?

just finished geeking out on the full prop 8 ruling. full of several awesome little fuck you references to ‘03 lawrence dissent by @Scalia.

“His clerks made that trial record their bitch, and Judge Walker took that dog for a walk.”

ok, so apparently MTV UK has been licensing one of our songs in June? thanks for the $76.68 and the chuckles, pump audio!