1. RT @SenJohnMcCain: i’d celebrate by letting some marines faceslap me with their dongs, but i’d probably just crash another plane. #DADT

     
  2. telephones live this friday night at rock shop brooklyn!

     
  3. Happy Jewicah

    Happy Jewicah

     
  4. people who use tabasco sauce are chumps. #texaspeteoneverything

     
  5. here’s a touching story for the holidays. http://grab.by/7KWI

     
  6. congrats to @SlowFoodUSA and my main man @JoshViertel on the child nutrition act getting through the house #peoplewhoactuallydothings

     
  7. i think i once saw a comedian on ‘showtime at the apollo’ whose whole act consisted of him shouting “shucky ducky!” real memory or acid?

     
  8. street meat, unibrow #newyorkwins

     
  9. sometimes you find what you’re looking for where you least expect it. http://yfrog.com/b89ie0j

     
  10. the simpsons, somehow still occasionally awesome. http://grab.by/7wEO